What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
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