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And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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