Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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