Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
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