dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Randomize
