idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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