I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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