I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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