Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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