I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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