I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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