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Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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