So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
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