just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
this boner is exhausting
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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