playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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