Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
The power of my boobs compel you
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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