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(917): View more from New York City

your thong is hanging out like whoa

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(512): View more from Texas

He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

Why are you speaking in third person?

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Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.

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(209): View more from California

He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia

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(310): View more from California

Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.

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(360): View more from Washington

do we own a ladder

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We do not.

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then how am i on the roof

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(530): View more from California

We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.

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(757): View more from Virginia

I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs

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(317): View more from Indiana

Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.

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