If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
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