he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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