You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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