i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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