if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Randomize
