So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
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