But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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