Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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