i just google imaged poop.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
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I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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