Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(408): View more from California

the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW

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(720): View more from Colorado

Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea

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(815): View more from Illinois

should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?

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(904): View more from Florida

Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again

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(845): View more from New York

I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym

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(970): View more from Colorado

He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.

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(281): View more from Texas

I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot

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(315): View more from New York

How drunk was I last night?

(201): View more from New Jersey

You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.

(315): View more from New York

Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.

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