OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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