I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
He kissed a someone with a penis
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
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