sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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