Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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