My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
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