I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
We talked him into tasing himself.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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