hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
You're a womanizer and a bitch.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
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