Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Two words: blizzard sex
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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