wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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