did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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