just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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