I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Randomize
