Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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