You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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