My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
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