this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
i drank out of a bidet.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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