i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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