Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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