ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
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