how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
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