I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Why did my mother make you get naked?
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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