Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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