tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Randomize
