It's like God shit irony all over that family
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Randomize
