glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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