belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
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