I feel like abortions should bother me more
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
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