spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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